the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
One day you will end up with possums or some other strange animal and you will understand why
I have to remind myself a lot that not every girl I see is gay
tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Throwing up in a gym bathroom is the worst because you know everyone is going to assume you are bulimic
Audre Lorde, I Am Your Sister.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
but what are the perks of being a wallflower
i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian
he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord
If there is ever a day where I do not reblog this assume I’m dead.
would you rather have no internet connection or no friends