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the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall




Danny Galieote

I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.

these are awesome




Danny Galieote

I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.

these are awesome



This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:



Checkin out the booty like



my boyfriend will do this exact thing. He’ll get really excited like a little puppy and I’m just like ‘no’ and then hes you know normal puppy. 

Okay guys So I’m about to start a character development project.

All I need you to do is send my your favorite characters name and way you like them. When you started to like them. Have you ever disliked something they did? What made it okay in the end for you to still love this character. 

I’m gonna make some sort of form for you guys to fill out, just with the information above.

If tomorrow when I do get that actual form out I would love it if some of you would fill it in!




not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.



right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

supernatural: 1.17 Hell House